braiker (our senior editor):
Just a heads up, parents.
Reason #368 to not have children
Well, duh. Kids suck the life out of you, and religion makes you feel guilty. I don’t like partying, but I do like...
OK, but what do you do if you don’t want sex, alcohol, kids or religion?
I’m going to take my husband’s alcohol and abstain.
Hmmmmm. Well, if science says so…