braiker (our senior editor):
Just a heads up, parents.
Reason #368 to not have children
Well, duh. Kids suck the life out of you, and religion makes you feel guilty. I don’t like partying, but I do like...
OK, but what do you do if you don’t want sex, alcohol, kids or religion?
I’m going to take my husband’s alcohol and abstain.
Hmmmmm. Well, if science says so…
of course it was new zealand