Jessica Simpson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and she “accidentally” spilled that she’s having a boy.
I’ve been vomiting… The crazy thing is that I never knew that a weiner could actually make me nauseous. Oh, shucks! Well, I guess told the world that I’m having a boy! … I just did it so crude too. I feel awful. I talked about wieners!”
If Jessica could come up with a joke on the spot, I have no doubt it would be a dirty, unfunny one, but this was totally planned.