wnyc:

Oh, this is just the best. A pantsless baby walks across the court in the background of the Houston Rockets post-game broadcast.

-Jody-

BABIES FTW.

We love Weldon Owen. And babies. And food. Huzzah!

punkdad:

Awesome video on the comparison of child birth and ball hits.

Moral of the story: Birth ends with babies. Hooray!

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults (via Buzzfeed)

22 Babies Who Have Discovered The Magic Of Flight, via Buzzfeed

Dancing babies, guys. Happy Friday.

buzzfeed:

Presenting the chubbiest cheeked babies of all time. 

OH MAN.

Practically all the books and magazines and doctors and “helpful advice-givers” seem to spew this uncontrollably: “Newborns nurse every two hours.”

Wait. What? Come again?

It sounded like you said “every two hours.” Surely you meant “nonstop for like 3 months?”

Or perhaps you meant “Babies come up for air every two hours.” Or at least mine do. 

One in three babies in the U.S. are overweight by nine months of age. Yet one in five American children are “food insecure,” meaning that they must skip meals, cut back on the quality or quantity of food they eat, or rely on emergency food from charities.

We are living in a country with record numbers of obesity, and food related disease like diabetes, yet it’s also home to an almost equal number of kids who aren’t sure where their next meal is coming from. But here’s the real paradox: These are the very same children.

More than 4 million babies owe their lives to this man. 

This mom agreed to have her first son circumcised, but changed her mind with baby boy #2. Read why.

surisburnbook:

Blue Ivy Carter was spotted in Brooklyn (haha) this weekend with her mom, and oh my gosh look how tall she is! Look at her workboots. Look at her ability to exist that close to a public trash can without freaking out.

She’s not fooling me into thinking she’s tougher than me, though.

Okay, fine, she might be tougher than me.

Loving the poofy pigtails, Blue!

Today’s 20-somethings are more likely to have babies outside of marriage than within holy matrimony, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Lesson learned: Trust your instincts, Mom and Dad.

Ewwww.