surisburnbook:

Jessica Simpson was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and she “accidentally” spilled that she’s having a boy.

Quoth Jess:

I’ve been vomiting… The crazy thing is that I never knew that a weiner could actually make me nauseous. Oh, shucks! Well, I guess told the world that I’m having a boy! … I just did it so crude too. I feel awful. I talked about wieners!”

If Jessica could come up with a joke on the spot, I have no doubt it would be a dirty, unfunny one, but this was totally planned.

Seems legit to us! 

We’re not huge fans of Jimmy Kimmel’s prank — but this little girl’s response, as one of the top comments says, totally restores our faith in humanity. (Found by Rachel, our social media editor) 

In the event that you did not, in fact, eat your kids’ Halloween candy, click here for ideas on what to do with it. 

Babies really do change everything. (Found by Rachel, our social media editor) 

Man, do we love Jimmy Kimmel. Here’s to our future voters, America (courtesy of Caroline, our partnerships assistant). 

Now, why does the idea of talking to kids about the election sounds familiar? … (Ahem, Kids on the 2012 Election!) 

We got a good laugh from Jimmy Kimmel’s previous video challenges, when he asked parents to jokingly tell their kids they ate all their Halloween candy, and give them terrible gag gifts for Christmas. His latest challenge: asking parents to submit videos of them giving their kids “Silverstoned” food—referring to food that’s been chewed and spit out for kids to eat, named for actress Alicia Silverstone who posted a video of her “bird feeding” her 10-month-old son. Read full post and see the other videos